actually, I'm a sock model
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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