just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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