As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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