So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
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can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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