Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
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I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
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Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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