I accidentally burped into my bong.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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