Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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