I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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