she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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