I want to stick my p in your. b.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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