he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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