It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
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After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
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... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
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