Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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