yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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