I wish I could punch you in the face.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
