Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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