It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
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I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
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my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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