You were right. It hurts to walk today.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
How's work?
Spinning.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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