idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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