I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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