covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
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