Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
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I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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