Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
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He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
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I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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