when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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