We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
organizing the empties. That sober.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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