the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
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bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
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Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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