Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
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I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
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I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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