Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
The ass gains better be worth it
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