That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i already hear my dad disowning me
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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