can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
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