Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
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After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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