In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
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Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
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Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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