Where is the hickey?
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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