i always forget guys have bellybuttons
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
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I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
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i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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