i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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