How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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