How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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