i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Randomize
