i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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