Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
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He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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