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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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