you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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