Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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