sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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