Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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