I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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