New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
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He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
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After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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