he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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