Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
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he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
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how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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