Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
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Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
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