The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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