maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
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It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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