You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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