Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
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There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
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My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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