how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
how does that bad decision feel?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Randomize
