Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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